As you know, we consider Hamburgers to be a real sandwich. Add some cheese and it becomes, quite possibly, the best sandwich ever created by man. Naturally, we wanted to research what were the best songs ever written about Hamburgers (and Cheeseburgers), so we compiled a list of LastSandwich's Top 25 Hamburger Songs of All-Time!
Here is our list (to be continually updated as new songs arise):
Top 25 Hamburger Songs of All-Time
#
Song Name
Artist
Year
1
You're A Hamburger
The Vestibules
1994
2
Eating Fish in Hamburger Heaven
Little Hands of Asphalt
2012
3
What Made My Hamburger Disappear?
The Unholy Modal Rounders
1976
4
Hotdogs & Hamburgers
John Mellencamp
1987
5
Don't Put Onion on Your Hamburger
Dellwoods
1963
6
Burger Queen
Placebo
1998
7
Two Triple Cheese, Side Order Of Fries
Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
1990
8
Cruising For Burgers
Fuse
1970
9
Hamburger Midnight
Little Feat
1971
10
Cheeseburger
Gang Of Four
1983
11
Burger And Fries
Charley Pride
1978
12
Cheeseburger In Paradise
Jimmy Buffet
1978
13
Raw Hamburger
Kool & The Gang
1969
14
Burger Man
ZZ Top
1990
15
Hamburger Hop
Johnny Hicks
1950
16
Hamburger Concerto
Focus
1974
17
Burger Song
Lorraine Bowen
2000
18
The Burger Song
Skee-lo
1995
19
Hamburger Patti
The Inconceivables
1966
20
Angel from Hamburger Heaven
Alvin Stardust
2005
21
Boogies (Hamburger Hell)
Todd Rundgren
1976
22
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)
The Vandals
1989
23
Murder Burgers
David Peel and Death
1978
24
Hamburger Lady
Throbbing Gristle
1978
25
Cruising For Burgers
The Mothers Of Invention
1969
Honorary Mentions
26. I Want Some Burgers and Fries - Bob's Burgers (2017) 27. Burger Recipe Song - Lingokids (2018)
Classic Videos
And in honor of our 1st Top 25 Hamburger List, here is probably the coolest song on our chart, "Cruisin' for Burgers" by Fuse.
Cruisin' for Burgers by Fuse
And as an added bonus, here is the #1 selection on our list, "You're A Hamburger" by The Vestibules.